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A term to replace "welfare mom". Since new age liberalism is all about changing history and titles. Welfare mom is so 1980ish and needs to be replaced with hipper title to fit with the Idiot-in-Chief's reclassifying American society. Thus, change we can believe in.
Every 1st of the month is when da goberment sends out da welfare checks to the Obama mamas - yea boyyee.
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"Lost penis" is when you are caught humping a chick by a family member (usually a parent, in-laws or girlfriend and/or wife) resulting in an immediate boner killer and great shame.
Sally's mom and I where doing it in her basement when Sally caught us. Well I suffered with lost penis for about a week until Sally's twin sister started dating me.
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A code of conduct, rules and self governing laws that pimps abid by when working their trade. These laws are mostly used to keep their bitches in line and keep the johns from getting freebies. Infrations of a pimp law range from pistol whipping and pimp slaps to their hos that hold back money to cutting and killing johns that mess with their bitches or refuse to pay for services rendered. It's hard out there for a pimp.
Nigga bitch! Yous holdin' back mony be a violation of da pimp law and I need to get retro on yo' ass!
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Usually used as a racial slur against black people. I'm told it has to do with the shine off their faces and the continual noise they seem to make. It was a popular term in the American South 100 years or so ago.
I just saw a moon cricket hold-up a liquor store.
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Mister Horse is a charactor on the Ren & Stimpy show that would undergo stressful or painful conditions during the show. When he was asked about his experience or ordeal he would always say - "hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it".
Reporter: What was it like being in the burning building Mister Horse?
hmmm, no sir, I didn't like it!
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A Dehli Dot is basically the "reset" button on an indian's or paki's forehead.
The taxi driver was cursing at me in Punjabi so I pushed his Dehli Dot to calm him down.
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A term invited by Moe Howard (of the 3 Stoogies) to describe human hands.
Keep your biscuit grappers off my stuff
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