man period

The time of the month when a teenage boy, NOT A MAN, experiences hormonal changes which affect his usual state of bitchiness to an extreme level.
Symptoms:
-irrationality
-need to run 10 miles a day
-touching themselves
-often having rant sessions about the girls they can't get and how bitchy they are, when in reality she's way to good for him and he's to stupid to know how to get a girl in the first place
-often doing stupid things repeatedly with other members of the penile race
-need to have excessively long lingering conversations with oneself involving why they didn't get the girl and expressing their sadness via music and holes in wall.
-lost in thought
-a permanent angry look stuck one their face
-frequent bathroom visits
-drumming fingers on the desk
-tapping feet
-less than needed humming of sad song by some random band that was cool in the 50's. aka the 18 hundreds
-can't express themselves except through song, dance, and pervy comments (more like shuffling..)
-getting lost in a hot girls legs.. I mean, I mean... eyes!
-looking around with nervous glances
-suddenly brings up inside joke that no one else knows
-needs to be the center of attention
-over-drama-tization of their problems
-frequently solving crossword puzzles and math problems
-coming up with more sad songs to sing about during next man period
-putting random programs on their fancy graphing calculator
-still wondering about that girl..
-madly in love with Rae (nice justin)

Boy on man period, "Oh dude I just heard this cool band the star gazers and theirs this one song that reminds me of my life, but i won't tell you what is is."

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