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I never knew my girlfriend could deep throat, god what an awesome surprise.
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Not having a life is a sad yet common downfall of many people and hopefully someday they will get off their asses and find one.
Person 1: Hey, what do you call writing definitions about people you don't like on urban dictionary?
Person 2: Immature? Stupid?
Person 1: Close! Not having a life!
Person 2: That was my next guess.
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A failing institution people believe will seal their love for each other, or help cut their taxes.
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes debt, arguing, divorce.
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Hate is an evil thing that encompasses the souls of the weak. Usually due to jealousy, anger, guilt, or boredom. People that are jealous, angry, or hostile are often referred to as "haters".
I love my hater blockers.
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Shit talking occurs when people have too much free time (see: not having a life) and make up rumors or put down others, whether they are enemies, friends, or just random people.
Those shit talking scumbags just wasted a whole five minutes of my life complaining about someone who I could really give a shit less about.
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To backhand along the temple.
Shut up before I twop you.
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An all around awesome kind of girl. When girls are jealous of Brandis, they often express hostility because they are not up to par. The thing about Brandi is that she still keeps her cool and is pretty fun to be with.
I wish I was drinking some brandy with Brandi right now.
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