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I’m goo

means ‘i’m good’ but pronounced with less effort on the d

perv: hey you wanna go out?
victim: nah i’m goo

by definitely.a.definition December 3, 2018


i like your boots

saying ‘i like your boots’ is another way to say ‘you’re hot, are you gay too?’ with the same idea as ‘i like your shoelaces’ and ‘thanks i stole them from the president’ the reply to ‘i like your boots’ would be ‘thanks i stole them from a unicorn’

guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: thanks, i stole them from a unicorn.

or it could go wrong...
guy1: i like your boots...
guy2: i’m not wearing boots
guy1: oh whoops boi bye

by definitely.a.definition April 4, 2018

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