ITP

an acronym vulgarly describing sexual actions. can be used in regards to yourself (1) or in regards to a friend (2).

(1):
A: Where were you last night?
B: I was upstairs ITP

(2)
A: Where is Mark?
B: Oh, he’s upstairs ITP

Keanu Reeves

one of the only immortals on earth now. he is a newly made immortal, like elon musk, but unlike elton john, who has definitely been alive for centuries.

A: Oh, Keanu Reeves? I heard he was immortal.
B: He is.