reese

Reese is a weird girl who likes to lay in bed all day watching arrested development because she’s in love with jason bateman even though he’s older than her dad. she likes to walk around the house in her underwear, ice rolling her face and boiling eggs cause it takes less effort than scrambling them. overall, she’s the coolest person you’ll ever meet if you’re not a man. she also smells like lavender.

Person 1: is that a miranda sings impersonator??

Person 2: no that’s reese