William

William is actually the name of a real person (believe it or not).
Impressive, right? Yeah, he's genuinely such a great guy because his name is William, and not Richard (which, let's be honest, is a shitty name, even though it sounds good). I haven't met many Williams in my life, but hey, i haven't met many people in my life, so...

Anyways, a William is basically just the name of another human being that, lives on earth, i guess.

(He's also just genuinely one of the few people that i talk to, so that's also pretty neat).

"Hey, William is a, uhhh... I guess a living human being, right?"
"Well, there's no denying that, for sure."
"Yeah, really..."