cahk

Alt. spelling of cock.

Suck my cahk.

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segway

"IT." $40,000 scooter with a gyroscope, thought to be the biggest idea of the century.

I mistakenly traded in my Merceds SLK for a Segway, and it seems to be slower.

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Liggity

Left, like the direction! Used in conjunction with riggity.

Now bust a phatty liggity!

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sheazy

Sure

Will I be there tonight? For sheazy!

Riggity

Right, like the direction! Used to avoid confusion: "Right?" "Right!"

Bust a phatty riggity, Bob!

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mockney

Slang language based loosely off of Bri'ish Cockney, kind of like the six degrees of Kevin Bacon, but with language.

Any annoying guy whom you cannot mention by name -> that one dude -> t.o.d. -> Todd

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it

Segway

I road it, and it was slow.

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