Codgasm

A codgasm can occur in several situations in any of the Call of Duty games (only for Xbox 360 though, because all the other systems are inferior). The codgasm itself is the climax of the Call of Duty experience, much in the same way an orgasm is to sex; except the codgasm is several times more intense and allows for the use of words such as "rape" and "bitch" in appropriate ways. This codgasm can be achieved in situations ranging from, but not limited to, eliminating an entire team in Search & Destroy by yourself, or carrying your team through an entire level by yourself (the higher the level the more intense the codgasm. After round 30, the codgasm becomes so intense that people often lose several pounds from the excreted fluids.)

Player 1: WTF GUYS, you all died? Whatever....
*he then proceeds to solo level 29 zombies
Player 1: Brb guys, I have to go change my pants, i just had a Codgasm.
*Players 2, 3, 4 are speechless.

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