clearance from the tower

Approval from spouse to venture from home, to make a major purchase, or to explore a new sexual avenue with said spouse. See also approval from corporate.

Male person #1: So last night, I drove home "the back way."
Male person #2: Dude, did she kill you?
Male person #1: Nah, man. It was cool; I had clearance from the tower on final approach.

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Dadsplaining

Any sentence spoken by a dad to persons younger than himself that begins with, "When I was your age," or, "I'll tell you why that is," or, "If you were smart, here's what you'd do..."

My dad says that when he was my age, phones had cords on them and there was a thing called "long distance." He's been Dadsplaining the old days at me all morning.

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