robe

Wrongly used as an alternative to dressing gown by Americans, a fancier version of a dressing gown mainly worn by the upper class

Whilst staying at the playboy mansion I received a free robe to wear there

15👍 14👎

irish sober

Being intoxicated but only to a point where you still have basic co-ordination (much like the average Irish man, hence the term)

'steve you cant drive, your drunk'
'im not drunk, I'm Irish sober'

10👍 1015👎

The Batman

A sexual act where mid copulation you kill your partners parents, preferably by shooting them.

Inmate 1: "hey man, what are you in for?"
Inmate2: "I did the batman on my girlfriend"

63👍 54👎

won at life

To receive sex (of any kind) whilst doing another enjoyable act (such as playing a videogame)

'yesterday I played halo, what did you do?'
'i did the same, but I won at life'

10👍 24👎