ROH-Bot

A professional wrestling fan who will only accept and praise matches from the promotion Ring of Honor (ROH). They often criticize any style that is not similar (if not the same) as ROH, especially hardcore styles. Oftentimes, the ROH-Bot will draw inane comparisons between two matches or wrestlers whose styles were/are completely different.
While they try to come across as educated fans on internet forums, their snobbish tendencies lead many to label them as a troll within a few posts.

Regular fan: "The Mick Foley vs Undertaker Hell in a Cell match was awesome!!!"

ROH-Bot: "God, that was just garbage wrestling filled with 2-3 good spots. Strong vs Brisco was just as good, if not better than Foley/Undertaker."

Regular Fan: "Aren't you comparing apples to oranges?"

ROH-Bot: "No, you just aren't willing to expand your wrestling horizons."

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Retard Dick

A: A rather large dick. Refers to a joke that retarded men tend to have larger than average penises.

B: The rather large dick of a retard.

A: Due to his large penis, his friends gave him the sarcastic nickname "retard dick."

B: Bob: I heard Steve the retard has a huge dick!
Joe: Well, the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away.

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