yeetus that fetus and make that default deletus

when you abort a baby so hard that it kills the nearest default making him self implode and cry tears of blood therefore allowing you to summon the demons of celzar and wipe out the human race.

wife: im pregnant
husband: you know what we have to do
wife: what?
husband we have to YEETUS THAT FETUS AND MAKE THAT DEFAULT DELETUS
some 11 year old at home playing fortnite: i don't feel so good
*11 year old self implodes leaving blood and meat all over the walls and his eyes rolling on the floor*
*mum walks in*
mum: HOLY FUCK MY SON MY BOy, OH GOD PLEASE NO, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

roblox

a place were mere men ascend to godhood, it is only for the most beast most savage people in the world. no mortal can withstand the amount of 9 year old power you will die.

student1: whats your favourite game

student2: my fav is minecraft whats yours?
student1: mines roblox
student2: im sorry my lord i did not recognize you in human form would you like free sex or anything else my beutiful god

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