flamboring

simultaneously flamboyant and boring

Due to his conventionally queeny ways, Michael is the most flamboring person I've met.

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twitticism

An idiotic remark uttered by a twit who mistakenly believes he/she is being witty

Bill let loose with a string of twitticisms that proved he is a master of masturbatory thought, not an intellectual.

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frofunkel

A tall, curly hairstyle influenced equally by the Afro and Art Garfunkel, American singer and actor best known as one half of the musical duo Simon and Garfunkel.

The kid I saw on the bus had a soft, huge frofunkel.