killawee

a person who appears to be your father, but is, in actuality, a separate individual of pedigree unto themselves.

From a distance, I saw a man approaching. I thought "Hey! There's my Dad! There's my Dad! No wait, it's just a killawee."

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scrant

A woman's twunt. plural: scrant

I jabbed her, but lovingly, in her moistened scrant; it was with my scrant rod.

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