Gabe

Gabe is Gabe. He merely exists. Passively traveling wherever the universe takes him. Nothing but a hunk of molecules and proteins basking in the truths of life. Gabe knows why we're here, what life means, but he will not tell an unworthy rat such as you or I. He is Gabe.

you: "Hey! Hey Gabe!"
gabe:...
you: "I wish to be bestowed in your power of everlasting knowledge and wisdom!"
gabe: "You are unworthy"

*Gabe then proceeds to smite your ass and you disintegrate into pure nothingness.*

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