Twinkhole

Slang for the anus, sphincter, or butthole of a fairy, or faerie in the UK.

"Dude, your twinkhole is showing"
"That guy is such a twinkhole"

Brownbow

Like a rainbow, except a brownbow specifically operates within brown, green, and yellow color spectrum. Generally associated with diarrhea color grading.

After eating that curry last night, I would say I'm about 610nm on the brownbow scale...

Man, what did you eat? I see the full brownbow you left behind...

Double Couple

(n.) 1.An amount equalling four.

2.Two couples.

I have a double couple of words for that guy.

Stop. The. Friggin'. Noise.