Collapsing Closet

When your homoerotic tendencies start to invade your made up straight life

His friends could see he was a collapsing closet by the way he was presenting himself publicly

F That S

F#*K That S#@t

TRhey wanted to go on the glass bridge and I told them F that S

sicilian reach around

When one is at a urinal taking a piss and someone comes up from behind you and cuts off your penis

I was taking a leak when this guy gave me the Sicilian reach around and now I am dickless