Shripped

A mixture of shedded and ripped, for when you’re way too bulked for the normal, skinny dumpling

Yooo did you see that guy trying to walk through the doorway? He couldn’t! He was too shripped!!!!!1!1!!

Yooooo did you see that guy down 6 bottles of 4 loko? He was shripped!

Yoooo that guy had some huge veiny veins! He was shripped!!! Like some Larry the lobster type shit!! Shripped!

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cross woofer

When the owner dresses their dog with the colors and and types of accessories usually associated with the opposite gender

Earl: Hey Grannie, is your new dog a girl? She's wearing a lot of pink bows.
Grannie: No Earl. His name is Fido.
Earl: Oh. Guess he's a cross woofer.