fast eddie

The act of a female orally stimulating a males nipples while simultaneously manually stimulating his member, often resulting in a "fast" orgasm.

Yeah, I didn't realize it, but I'm into "fast eddies."

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yewd

yood, acronym (Yuppie Enamored With Detroit) - a person, couple or family that is a young upwardly mobile professional (a "yuppie") that is enamored with the City of Detroit. These individuals generally live in the suburbs of metro Detroit, as most yuppies are unwilling to actually live in the city. Some reside in the city but maintain legal residence in the suburbs in order to avoid city taxes or increased car insurance costs. While more mainstream or less Detroit centric suburbanites only patronize the City's more well known establishments (Redwings, Tigers, Hard Rock Cafe, Hockey Town), Yewds generally enjoy more progressive or slightly less well known establishments (Eastern Market, Avalon Bread, the DIA, Belle Isle).

One Detroit hipster to another "Dude, there was nothing but Yewds at this year's tour Detroit bike race - I think they are gentrifying corktown."

Other hipster's response "Yeah, there was nothing but strollers and Subarus everywhere."

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sexit strategy

Plan to escape or extract one's self from an uncomfortable, boring, or otherwise unpleasant situation by means of bootie call, premediated date, prostitute, or other means of generally available/easily arranged coitus. Etymology of term derived from business term "exit strategy" making this term especially popular with venture capitalists, attorneys, yuppies, and anyone else who abuses business jargon.

Phew, that meet and great was so boring - luckily I leveraged my executive admin, Courtney as a sexit strategy so I could divest myself from a particularly non-value add situation, and move forward with a hostile takeover of her cooter.

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