comes with a free ego

A tag added to the end of a product that when bought makes the consumer think they are better than everyone else.

Steve: Do you know what the temperature in Aspen is today?

Ronald: Lemme check on my brand new iPhone!

Steve: Ronald youve had that phone for 3 months shut the fuck up.

Peter: Steve, dont you know that the iPhone comes with a free ego?

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