life pillar

A life pillar is like a life lesson, except life lessons aren't serious.

Austin: Wow, that's a life lesson right there.
Ethan: Nah, it's far more important than a life lesson, that right there, is a life pillar.
Austin: Aw jeez, you got me there.

Skwiid

The coolest most awesome person in the entire world. They are more perfect than you can comprehend. They are adorable, awesome, beautiful, funny and the most enjoyable person ever.

Person 1: Wow, Keegen is so cool!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! He's such a Skwiid!