Dirty Cannon

The sexual act of pooping in one pants before getting several ice cubes shoved up ones rectum. Once several ice cubes have entered the asshole the person will ejaculate so hard that it results in Down syndrome.

Jerry: Hey man heard you scored last night?
Harry: No I totally struck out at the bar. But when I went home the boys gave me a Dirty Cannon and it really made my night

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Dirty Roeszele

The act of watching Shrek 2 whilst making croissants and having liek sex and stuff

Jeff: Yo bro, my girlfriend pulled a Dirty Roeszele last night. It was sick
Bob: No way, that’s litty af

Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.

Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”

Cyee

The retard/stoner of the group

Tom: “Guys what if like dolphins could understand us and we could switch bodies?”
Jerry: “Stfu Tom you’re acting like a Cyeetard.”

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