you'll get that

A phrase that can be said in response to pretty much anything. A good substitute for actually listening to what people say.

Jim: Dude I totally failed my math test today.
Stan: Yeah, you'll get that.
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Jim: Yo Stan, I was driving earlier and I just smoked this dog. It was pretty sad, man.
Stan: Yeah, well, you'll get that from time to time.
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Jim: Dude, Stan, I totally banged your sister earlier.

Stan: You'll get that.
Jim: Did you just hear what I said?
Stan: Yeah, man, you'll get that.

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Squagel

According to David Cross (an approximation):
SQUARE BAGELS! SQUARE FUCKING BAGELS! THIS IS THE NEW GENERATION'S BAGEL MAN. DON'T BE OPPRESSED BY THE TYRANNY OF ROUND! THAT'S FOR YOUR OLD MAN, MAN. LOOK AT HIM, HE DROPS HIS BAGEL AND IT ROLLS AWAY! BOO HOO! NOT ME, MAN, I DROP A SQUAGEL AND IT'S RIGHT FUCKING THERE MAN, IT'S RIGHT THERE! SO FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCK! FUCK YOU MOTHERRFUUCK!!!!!!!

Jim: Dude, I just had a squagel, it was pretty good.

Stan: What's a squagel?
Jim: A square bagel...
Stan: Shut the fuck up and never talk to me or come near me.. ever again you fucking piece of shit.

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motheretaler

The word that comes up when you try to type motherfucker in t9. Can be extremely frustrating, especially during an argument with someone.

Angry Guy: Now listen here you motheretaler. I'm gonna dual you in the app if you come anywhere near my girl again!

... (After message has been sent)
Angry Guy: Fuck! That was like 10 times less intimidating than it should have been.