Xaro

Imagine you trollop through the swamp looking for peace of mind. On a stump what is there? OMG it's aXARO. This rare mythalogical person is a being of higher conciousness, able to cure all ills, and deswaid all woes. In the grand scheme of things all you need is to meet a Xaro, and you shall be free.

Person 1 in an austrailian accent: We've been transversing this swamp for many days, no end in sight.
Person 2: how on earth am I to find the cure to my dissintary
Person 1: Gasps I... I think I see them...it's Xaro
Person 2: levitating dissintary cured