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christmas herpes

The residue left on your hands, feet and your clothes after handling Christmas ornaments. Also known as glitter/sparkles. It is very hard to remove this, as it spreads across your body at every touch.

Guy 1: Hey man, high five for finishing putting up the Christmas tree!

Guy 2: No way! I don't want to catch the Christmas herpes!

by dersuay November 12, 2013