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Wraslin' move created by Jake "The Snake" Roberts. Short for 'Damien's Dinner Time.'
2)A harmful crop chemical.
1) 'No one gets up from Jake's DDT."
1) 'Rex ate some crops that were treated with DDT, he's dead.'
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A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy canât get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain âdrivesâ because his âordinaryâ physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bumâs. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his âfriendsâ and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guyâs insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a ânice guy.â
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because sheâs so self-centered that sheâd never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guyâs feelings or even realized that heâs interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy, the girl will downplay the supposed friendship to the point where they never speak again, which in turn will make the nice guy depressed (ironically, he wonât have anyone to talk to) because heâs devoted so much time and energy and has become so warped from being exposed to these kinds of people that he will either live the rest of his life alone in a tiny apartment, jerking off to old Saved by the Bell episodes or get drunk one night and impregnate a 300-pound, cross-eyed derelict who works at Wendyâs and spend the rest of his life being treated like shit.
The whole ânice guyâ phenomenon really supports the idea that people primarily care about physical appearances and that shrewdness, selfishness and narcissism will always triumph over compassion, rapport and âinner beauty.â
"Jeez Patrick, I hope I can find a nice guy like you someday."
"Well, if you need me I'll be at home, crying myself to sleep while masturbating to the sound of my 70-year-old neighbors having sex...I might also play some ps2."
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In Counter-Strike:
1) Swiftly killing a large group of people.
2) Killing someone with a shitty weapon.
3) Surprising and killing an enemy from behind.
4) Flashing a large group of enemies (and yourself) and charging them with a Mac10 or TMP.
5) Doing any of the above in a hilarious fashion.
"pc rushdown killed Mr. Apple with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed sean with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed ripened orange with mac10"
"pc rushdown killed getchawigsplit with knife"
Don-Vito: lol nice rushdown pc
pc rushdown: pew pew
DippingBird: pew pew
Phate: pewpewpewpewpewpewpew
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In driving: The act of activating a turn signal, but turning the opposite direction of said turn signal to throw-off pursuers.
Perry: "Use the old 1-2 switcheroo!"
Heidi: "What the fuck is the 1-2 switcheroo?"
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Short for 'Costume-play." More or less the act of dressing up as an anime oor video game character. Popular among anime fans and teenage Japanese girls.
"I want to have sex with Japanese girls who dress up as anime characters (cosplay)."
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A euphemism for someone who deviates from his/her society's norms by not holding employment, not bathing, acting promiscuously, etc.
Josh dropped out of school and spends most of his time in his parents' basement smoking pot and working on his poetry, he's such a free spirit!! I'm going to have sex with him because he's such a free spirit!
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A philosophy that people should act in order to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world. Although the idea acting to increase long-term and global pleasure sounds desirable, Utilitarians believe that the pleasure of many outweigh pleasure of few. A Utilitarian may believe that killing one person in order to increase the pleasure of many or killing someone and harvesting their organs would be a just action. Some Utilitarians have seen that this can be dangerous; many Utilitarians, because of this, follow a slightly different ideology that they should act to increase the frequency and longevity of pleasure throughout the world by following the best social standards.
People who believe in Utilitarianism believe that it is all right to kill one person, take their organs and distribute them to many.
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