fawump

Basically, this is the sound of a girl/woman's vagina instantly closing and drying up upon hearing something exceedingly technical or nerdy in nature..

Girl: Hi! Watchya been doing today?
Guy: Oh, lots! Did you know that while I was watching the ath0 socket on my router, I saw 6Mbps outbound spike of packets that..
Girl: <FAWUMP>
Guy: Oh shit, I did it again. <SIGH>

rekt af rn

"rekt" = completely destroyed

The "af" acronym stands for 'as fuck.'
The "rn" acronym stands for 'right now.'

Example:

rekt af rn

Translation: I'm Completely Destroyed as fuck, right now.

vern: how you doin'?
me: rekt af rn
vern: yo, you drank so much last night!
me: drank? wut?!

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chearse

A cheeky cheers.

Email:

Hey Franz,

Gimme a call.

Chearse,
Dave.

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