fogworks

Fireworks that are obstructed from view due to heavy fog.

Did you see the fireworks last night?

No, it was foggy, so all that we saw were fogworks.

NGBRI

Not Guilty By Reason of Insanity

Ed Gein, the famous serial killer, was found NGBRI. Instead of prison, he was sent to Central State Hospital at Waupun, Wisconsin.

EC

"Easter and Christmas" - an EC is a person who only goes to church on Easter and Christmas, and because of this, church is always more crowded on these two holidays. Many churches will have extra services on these days in order to accomodate all of the EC's.

We had better get to church early today, because all of the EC's will be there, and the seats will fill up fast!

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