beingasm

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being

"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"

woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

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sawb

A bastardization of the word sawbuck, which usually refers to a $10 bag of marijuana.

"Here's $30, toss me three sawbs."

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because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

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