because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

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internet nihilism

The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.

Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism

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clap them cheeks

Fucking someone with their ass backed up so that it makes a repetitive 'clapping' sound.

Clap them cheeks boi

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sawb

A bastardization of the word sawbuck, which usually refers to a $10 bag of marijuana.

"Here's $30, toss me three sawbs."

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