I think

A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.

I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.

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nugular

An adjective used to describe marijuana that has nug-like qualities, which is to say that it is not broken up or ground in large quantities. The opposite of nugular would be shake.

Nothing pisses me off more than trying to weigh a whole bunch of weed that is anything but nugular.

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nugular

1. (adjective) Of or relating to nugs, esp. as opposed to shake.

"Damn, look at all that beautiful, nugular weed."

0/10

The proper response to a fail troll who didn't get you the least bit angry. It's based on a scale from 0 to 10 that measures how successful a troll is, where ten is the most successful and zero is the least.

Troll:
Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It's me and my bitch.

Oldfag:
0/10, get that copypasta cancer off of my /b/.

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woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

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Mouseville

Mouseville is a tourist attraction in Tallahassee, Florida where Eduard "Del" Delacroix's mouse, Mr. Jingles, was going to be taken to live out the remainder of its years. Visitors pay a dime apiece, two cents for the kids. Inside the tent they got this mouse city made out of old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in. They got the Mouseville All-Star Circus. There's mice that swing on trapeze. Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.

Mouseville is a city in Florida.

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beingasm

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being

"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"