Newcomer Fucker

Generally a male that attends conventions, self help meetings, church, Scientology, AA, etc. and engages new attendees in sexual activity. Typically this person will make use of the new members euphoric sense of being accepted into the group to get into their pants.

Suzie made it to three meetings before newcomer fucker got to her.

beefcurtians

A labia so large that it hangs like window drapery.

I finally got Suzie in the sack, her beefcurtians were so big they were like a big pink taco.

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pussybooger

Vaginal discharge resembling snot or nasal rubber.

Last night when I went down on Suzie I got a healthy serving of pussybooger.

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crackteria

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.

I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.

Cindersmella

A stinky princess.

I think the princess in the Haloween costume messed her pants, she's a real Cindersmella.

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Jew porn

Any publication or media involving commmerce or financial business.

Jacob cant get his work done because he cant stop looking at jew porn, he takes it wherever he goes.

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alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

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