cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.

I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.

devestment

A reverse investment. To stupidly purchase tangible or paper assets at the top of the market. To act as a human sheep and follow the masses in popular speculative buying.

My bartender says gold is going to $5000 an ounce. I think this could be a good devestment like the real estate he sold us.