alcoholic

Someone who has decided to label themselves in order to obtain special treatment, psychiatric drugs, or join a cult. Also a term used to detach from responsibility and make others responsible for your own problems.

My neighbor is an alcoholic. He’s been sober for three years, doesn’t work, and spends all his disability check on Vegas hookers.

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cracktory

An orifice that manufactures crack, stench, or both.

I can smell her cracktory a mile away, I bet you could scrape it and smoked the resin if it didn’t stank so bad.