shmigma

When one doesnet clean the head of his penis (one with a foreskin) and gets a goey green shit comming out of the head of their nob

Man that guy has some awful shmigma

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stank on hanglow

To have intercourse with a woman.

WOAH looka that! ima put some stank on my hanglow tonite!!!

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Whipped

Not being able to do anything because you always with a girl and you think that you are goin to get pussy

Henry, you so whipped you will never get to fuck Katie

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ice cream

1)a sweet but frozen dairy product
2)a p*ssy

1)Do they sell ice cream at CVS?
2)Taste my ice cream.

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pornado

used to describe a seemingly endless stream of pop-up windows appearing on ones computer screen while looking at pornographic websites<p>background: uh.....

I almost got busted by my boss at work for looking at porn. I had to turn off my computer off because I got swept off in a fucking pornado!

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bbbjwcim

bare back blow job with come in mouth

that was a sweet bbbjwcim!!!

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Canada

Hey,
I am not a lumber jack or a fur trader,
and I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber or own a dog sled,
and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzie from Canada although I am certain they're really, really nice, uh,
I have a Prime Minster not a president,
I speak English and French, not American,
and I pronounce it about, not a boot,
I can proudly sew my country's flag on my back pack,
I believe in peace keeping, not policing, diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch.
And it is pronounced zed, not zee, zed.
Canada is the second largest landmass,
the first nation of hockey,
and the best part of North America.

thank you very much!

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