it's a given

A way of telling someone that ur going to do something, or agreeing with a comment they made.

Guy 1: Man, are u goin to watch the game on Saturday?
Guy 2: It's a given

Dewy: Man, I wouldn't mind being on top of that bench right now (where that hot chick is lieing down).
Nello: It's a given

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slut fucker

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.

Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak

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turkey slap

Smashing sum bitch in the face with ur penis for her pleasure. A favourite pasttime of Jero and his girlfriends.

Girl: Hey jero, can u please turkey slap me...it makes me soooooo horny.
Jero: Yeah ill do that shit bitch, but u gotta promise me you won't cry cause i do have a watermelon cock.
Girl: Oh i want that shit bad, give me that asian love

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kungpar

kungpar is a person who enjoys engaging in anal sexual activity via having a grilled polish sausage grilled to perfection thrusted up there rectum until the sausage breaks apart and remains in the rectum.

"Those two got bored with eachother's sexual life...rumour has it they engaged in kungpar."