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Sham

A decorative pillow case that you're not supposed to sleep on. Therefore, as a pillow case, it does not exist. Therefore, it is a "sham". It's is a lie, an evil trick played on people who WANT to sleep on a decorative pillow case. And they could, if it wasn't a sham.

"Dude, I had to sleep on my shams last night, it's was really weird, I didn't feel it at all. It's like it was invisible."

"Maybe that's because it's a sham."

by dextromethorfriend November 25, 2011

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