shoppingheimers

that horrible feeling at the store when you can't remember what you are supposed to buy and it isn't on your list.....or worse yet you forgot your list as well

As I wandered down the aisle of canned goods, I couldn't remember what the one specific ingredient I needed was, my shoppingheimers was taking over.

f and g

originally the two notes my nephew was to play in the Christmas program, is now the family word for any effing thing

Dang, I can't get the f and g computer to work.

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verbulence

flatulence of the mouth or pen, the condition of releasing words like expelling gas, chronically. Farting words

He so enjoyed telling how marvelous he was, he suffered from a severe case of verbulence.

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