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THE BEST SPORT IN THE WORLD.ACTUALLY TAKES SKILL UNLIKE FOOTBALL.I KNOW SOCCER IS A STUPID TERM.

SOCCER NEEDS-
ENDURANCE
SKILL
SPEED
CLEVERNESS
CREATIVENESS
HARD WORKING MINDSET
DEDICATION
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY.....

FOOTBALL NEEDS-
OVER 250 POUNDS
COCKY
BLACK

IF YOU ARE A FOOTBALL FAN AND YOU LIKE TO BASH SOCCER...
1)FUCK OFF
2)TRY TO DO ALL THESE THINGS SEE BELOW AND GET BACK TO ME

1.PUT A BALL IN THE UPPER 90 WITH 5 PEOPLE STOPPING YOU FROM DOING SO(UPPER 90 MEANS TOP CORNER FOR ALL YOU FOOTBALL FAGS)

2.RUNNING FOR 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

3.SCHOOL 3 DEFENDERS WITHOUT LOSING THE BALL.

4.SCORE A PENALTY KICK WITH 50,000 PEOPLE TRYING TO MESS YOU UP.

5.JUGGLE A SOCCER BALL FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT WITH OUT LETTING IT HIT THE GROUND AND WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS.

6.GET HIT IN THE COCK BY A BALL GOING 70 MPH.

AND FINALLY 7.SAVE A PENALTY KICK THAT IS GOING 70 MPH.

SUCK ON THAT FOOTBALL FANS.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES,THEY DON'T GET TACKLED.

EXTREMELY BUFF SOCCER PLAYER-OH YEAH?GO RUN 90 MINUTES STRAIGHT.

FOOTBALL ASS CUNT-*TRIES IT AND DIES*

by dfm317 December 13, 2010

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