fudge popsicle

when a couple has anal sex and the man's (or the pitcher in a gay relationship) cock gets all shitty

"Too bad she was constipated last night"

"How come?"

"We had anal sex and I ended up getting a fudge popsicle"

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Hog shot

Another name for a dick pic.

"Dude, Mary says you sent her a hog shot and she freaked out."

"I thought she wanted to see the hog, bro."