port orchard

a small town in washington state that no one's ever heard of. known for it's meth addictions, pot heads, and south kitsap high school. also known as pot orchard, poDunk, or poor tortured. located in kitsap county, also known as shitsap county.

"where you live?"
"i live in port orchard. it's in kitsap county."
".........."
"you know, meth, pot, bowling?"
"ohhh you mean pot orchard in shitsap county! sucks dude."

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