Mental Hangover

The long-lasting regret one feels after making a mistake, usually while intoxicated.

Dave: "my girl and i broke up a wek ago after that happy hour."

Bill: "sorry man, sometimes the mental hangover lasts longer than the actual hangover.:

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textpionage

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.

"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"