unicorns

magical creatures that ride on silver moonbeam and shoot rainbow out of their ass.

Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."
Dean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!"
Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"

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Lesbian balls

she's straight but she acts like a dyke

here comes lesbian balls

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butter

something that you "can't believe it's not!"

anything, usually margarine

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