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Oakland Middle

a underfunded school that pulls from all the local outer cities. Each younger grade gets more unhinged every year. all the arts are ignored and the janitors stopped caring when the bathrooms flooded with shitmold water.

¨I hate Oakland Middle, but atleast its not Stillwater Mid.¨

by dhcbasknzxkcafj September 19, 2023


Stillwater high

A high grossing school with low intelligence student body.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.

speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.

Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH

by dhcbasknzxkcafj May 9, 2024


Stillwater high

A high grossing school with low intelligence student body.
too much drama for the schools own good, there's a reason the first three letters are STI.
With a sports department bigger than the academic department and more vice principals than passing students, the taxpayers have to wonder if their money is really going to the menagerie of SPED kids of the devices to record the track stars speed.

speaking of ¨speed,¨ you'll need it to keep your grades high.
and speaking of high, when you walk into the bathrooms you'll realise why is called Stillwater HIGH.

Stillwater high students
Student 1: Hey do you know where the cool english teachers class is?
Student 2: You think *I* know where i am?
Student 3: What floor am I on?
THE PONY: NEIGH

by dhcbasknzxkcafj May 9, 2024


Stillwater Mid

The rightfully derogatory title for the horrid STILLWATER MIDDLE SCHOOL. Created by the superior OMS.
Stillwater is quite mid

Dude 1: Man i have a game over at stillwater mid!
Dude 2: Man that place is mid
dude 1: ikr they are actually funded and still complain.

by dhcbasknzxkcafj September 19, 2023