Fear The Beard

It's not what you think it is.

It's a sex position where a man inserts his beard into the parter's mouth. The partner then will get scared of the beard. This would usually be the start of any sex, most commonly a 69. The Beard must not be less than 5.3 inches long.

DO NOT WALK ON IN THIS IF YOU CAN PREVENT IT!!!!

My Mom keeps saying," Fear the Beard." Dunno what she means tho.

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Lubey and the Tubey

When you masturbate into a tube sock with lotion

Lubey and the Tubey is... something

Grammar Nazi

Just anyone that is fascist, and has the great idea to make some jew pie. Also they correct your grammar 24 hours a day and have no mercy on your feelings.

An English Teacher is a Grammar Nazi

Sanesss

Must I explain the satanic power that Sanesss has? Lemme just say you do not want to spare Sans in Underpants Genocide or else hE will come.

SANESSS: yOu waNNa hAVe a bAD tOm

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