No Nut November

n.
An internet challenge conceived from the depths of the feminasty and incel communities that requires males to abstain from masturbation, sex, or any other activity that is of sexual nature or could result in climax / ejaculation for the entire calendar month of November. It is often abbreviated as 'NNN'.

There are no grace periods or exceptions. Wet dreams ending in climax count as valid ejaculation, and therefore means that the individual has failed the challenge.
The challenge often results in temporary but persistent physical and emotional discomfort. Soreness in both of these areas may persist for a short time after the challenge.

Common groups of people who partake include:
- Single Men
- Gay Men
- Closeted Gay Men
- Beta males
- People who feel the need to "prove" something - whether it be to themselves, or to others (even the abyss for all we know)
- Those who depend on consistent external validation
- People who indulge in materials of the "self-help" or "self-improvement" genres
- The unemployed / No Lifers

s.
1.
Thirty Days of Testicular Torture

2.
Thirty Days of Testosterone Terrorism

Spencer: Hey John, have you noticed Peter lately? Looks like he's in some sort of pain. I hope he's ok.
John: Yeah idk... he's doing No Nut November.
Spencer: *facepalm*

Peter: Hey guys, I failed No Nut November. I lasted thirteen days.
Andrew: Damn, new office record. I only lasted four days cause I had a wet dream about some lady from TV. She's not even hot...
Peter: I'm sorry dude, that sucks. Hopefully next year we'll do better.
Kyle: Man I hope so. I was doing so well, putting mind over matter and everything... then Ashley accidentally put her hand on my thigh a few nights ago and I blew a huge load. Nine days. This shit sucks ass.
All: Stare blankly into abyss

Carol: Look at those losers... doing No Nut November. Do they think this buys them popularity points with them or something?
Sheila: LOL I have no idea. I'm kind of indifferent to it. If they want to torture themselves I'm just gonna let them do their thing.
Brittney: MMMmmmmm I don't know guys... I kind of get turned on by the idea of those balls being all swollen and inflamed. I just want to bite them and smack them while the screams and cries echo around.
Sheila: ......*long pause*........ Brittney... GTFOH with that third wave x BDSM bullshit. Not all of us hate men just cause they exist you know.

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organized religion

n.
A form of crime ring or cult that relies on convincing the general public that they are the guardians of morality and ethics.
They usually hide behind walls of self-righteousness and mass manipulation.

Questioning their propaganda is prohibited - sometimes as part of any scriptures or other materials passed down through the generations.

In this, they are able to exist for centuries, or even millennia - without interference from most forms of government and law enforcement.
Some of their favourite victim groups include:
- Young Children
- People with Disabilities
- The Mentally Ill
- The Naive
- Members of other organized religions, or even persons not affiliated with one

BOB: Hey Tom, did you hear Father Grimes got sent to jail cause he raped a bunch of kids 20 years ago?
TOM: That's organized religion for you...

MARY: Hey Betty, my parents are thinking of going to Syria to kill people that don't agree with their beliefs...
BETTY: Good grief... sounds like that organized religion got to their heads.

ADAM: Richard, have you heard of that group that meets at the community centre every weekend? COVID's got me bored as fuck... I'm thinking of joining.
RICHARD: Watch out, that's some cult-ass organized religion bullshit going on there.
ADAM: Oh wow, thanks! Definitely going to be skipping that garbage.

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