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When a woman flashes her outer labia at a vulnerable male who has his dick in his hand.
That lady's coercion distracted me so bad I shit pissed on my new kicks
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On point of ejaculation, a man screams "DICKDOODLE" and tries as he comes to draw an amusing image on the womans face, with his mess.
1. OMG Dave, I totally dickdoodled Janet last night.
Hly sht seriously?
2. Dave I can't believe you screwed my woman. You're such a dickdoodle.
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When your girl is clumsy but its hot so you want to fuck her and fill her with your cum
that's my clummy
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When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.
I jizzed when I took a shit and got a Poseidon's kiss.
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An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.
I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.
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The act of eating the remnants after squicking.
As if squicking his victim wasn't heinous enough, the murderer went on to commit squircle after her death.
When you stick your big toe (bilbo) in a guys ass and honk a tit of another person at the same time while masturbating with the free hand
Thanks for coming over last night frank, that honking bilbo was the best orgasm ive ever had.