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When you are having sex on the beach, pull your dick out, roll it in the sand, and stick it back in.
Dude, we were down in Cocoa Beach, and I gave that girl a dirty shrimp.
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All of the definitions for this are wrong, because they are saying when semen leaves the nose--that would be more like an Alaskan firecracker, white and red pouring out. Walruses have tusks coming from their mouths. When receiving a blow job, the guy comes in the persons mouth (hey, let's support equality) and then slaps the giver in the stomach, making the jizz run out of both sides of their mouth and making tusks of jizz.
You should have seen your mom when I gave her a frothy walrus and then followed by ripping the anal beads out like I was starting a chainsaw!
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A term of endearment but with a homophobic nature.
What you been up to, Gaylord Perry?
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