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When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.
Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.
22π 26π
A second or third generation Camaro or Firebird. Anytime you see one of these driving, and you follow it long enough, it's guaranteed to turn into a trailer park. All trailer parks have a selection of these cars with and without wheels. Most drivers of them have mullets and listen to buttrock. The owners of these cars think that they own a classic. These cars WILL NEVER BE CLASSIC!
Girls do not dig guys who wear mullets and drive around in Trailer Park Cadillacs.
14π 5π
"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."
This is the new New Jersey state slogan.
9π 3π
The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.
Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.
7π 4π
A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.
Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.
6π 18π
Inserting your index finger into a woman's vagina, and the middle finger of the same hand into her anus at the same time, or vice versa.
She was blowing me, and wanted to 69, but I gave her the twinpop instead.
A person who does a job they they are not qualified to do, although they pretend they are. They typically cause more damage than good.
When I had my stove fire, the real fireman must have been busy that day. The schleps they sent cut holes in the roof and flooded the place with water, ruining everything.
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