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Transfire

A combination of the words "transfer" and "fire". It basically means that your boss transfers you to a different department that will then fire you, so that he/she does not have to.

I usually flip burgers, then Mcdonald's asked me to be a cashier, I think this is a transfire.

by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

4πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


double clutching

When a man is having sex with a woman, and he sticks a finger up her asshole.

Whenever I bang doggystyle, I see her balloonknot, and I can't resist double clutching.

by dickfitzentite July 19, 2009

22πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž


New Jersey state slogan

"When someone tells you to kiss them where it smells funny, you can bring them here."

This is the new New Jersey state slogan.

by dickfitzentite January 8, 2010

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Pennsylvania's OTHER team

The Philadelphia Eagles. Largely forgotten about in most of PA. A rather invisible team with no trophies or bragging rights. A team that truly always chokes at the last minute. Should be purchased as a farm team for the Pennsylvania Steelers.

Michael Vick was given probation by being forced to play for Pennsylvania's OTHER team.

by dickfitzentite February 6, 2011

7πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Trailer park Cadillac

A second or third generation Camaro or Firebird. Anytime you see one of these driving, and you follow it long enough, it's guaranteed to turn into a trailer park. All trailer parks have a selection of these cars with and without wheels. Most drivers of them have mullets and listen to buttrock. The owners of these cars think that they own a classic. These cars WILL NEVER BE CLASSIC!

Girls do not dig guys who wear mullets and drive around in Trailer Park Cadillacs.

by dickfitzentite January 11, 2011

14πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Pennsylvania's Team

The Pittsburgh Steelers! They have won more superbowls and more AFC championships than any other team in NFL history. Favored in 95% of PA, most Pennsylvanians don't even know that PA has 2 NFL teams.

If the Cowgirls are "America's Team," the Steelers are "Pennsylvania's team."

by dickfitzentite January 27, 2011

7πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Fart Sandwich

A bar shot made with vodka, sweet vermouth, and 2 tootsie rolls.

Give me a lager on draft, and a fart sandwich.

by dickfitzentite March 17, 2010

6πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž