Greek

Refers to people who have the most fucking lengthy surnames I have ever seen. Usually clings on to their amazing past and sex-induced mythology to prevent their egos from shattering. Extremely fond of alcoholic drinks (especially ouzo), food, nightclubs and cigarettes. Generally friendly people, but can be dickheads at times (due to nationalism and Turks).

The word can also refer to having anal sex (that's literally what the Greeks have kinks on doing), or someone being retarded on a subject.

- I'm so fucking proud to be Greek, time to rip up some Turks.
- Don't worry, those motherfuckers up there are greeking.
- Wait, that was maths? It was Greek to me.