Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, dazed, befuddled. Usually said abruptly upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form.
Tends to include having blurry eyes, hair in face, yawning, croak, sometimes sweating.

Person 1: *sighs and groans* Grog.
Person 2: *in unison* Grog.

Grog

To wake up laggy, confused, befuddled. Short for groggy, but has to be said abruptly in croaky voice. Strictly only said upon waking next to someone to warn them you are not on top form

(Wakes up, looks befuddled, yawns, blurry eyes, hair in face, sometimes sweating)
Jennifer: Grog
Sleeping partner: Grog